hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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