Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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