just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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