Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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