im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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