You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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