doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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