Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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