First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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