I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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