I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Someone signed my nipple.
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