absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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