Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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