Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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