I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
