My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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