Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize