just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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