: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have tasted many bathrooms
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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