she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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