Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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