Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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