ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
