I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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