dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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