I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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