...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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