I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
