Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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