I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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