I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
