This dress was meant to end up on your floor
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize