He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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