i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
