I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
