I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i would punch a child for taco bell
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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