oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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