My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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