Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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