SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize