sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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