He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i drank out of a bidet.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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