I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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