He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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