In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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