I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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