This girl is more easily done than said...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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