Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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