I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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