garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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