When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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