You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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