Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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