Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
