In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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