last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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